Sex and Coffee Served Up Hot!

Seattle and Las Vegas, one the coffee capital and the other sex capital of world, are the firsts to offer both delights in one shot. Seattle has been booming with the opening of several coffee shops that offer sexy baristas serving up hot plain joe coffee.

Seattle is home to coffee bars of Cowgirl Espresso, Bikini Espresso, and Natte Latte, not to mention Starbucks. I wouldn’t count on Starbucks following suit of Binkini Espresso anytime soon. If you want your plain joe coffee served up by a hot chic in bikini gear or hottie secretary, hit up the sexy coffee shops.

As reported in Seattle Times by Amy Roe, plain joe coffee addicts can expect to pull up in their SUV to have their coffee handed out the window by the sweetest things in the city.

Hooter’s may have the ultimate competition on their hands. Your fantasy coffee barista is waiting the Natte Latte drive through window. The girls’ themes change daily, giving Plain Joe coffee ultimate customer service.

Las Vegas, the sex capital of the USA, home of the “what goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas” is double teaming this one hot idea. Sexxpresso is the hottest coffee joint on the Vegas strip. Rave reviews posted up steaming coffee service ever since their opening in 2007. The gals at Sexxpresso will serve all day half naked to get your plain joe cranking in temperature!

Why pay out $4 at Starbucks to be greeted by some grungy college kid or dressed down mommy? Instead get a full grin to the brim at the hottest plain joe coffee servers around! Or, better yet, order up some Plain Joe, get naked with someone and drink a whole pot together. At home, with your Plain Joe, you won’t have the “Look, but don’t touch” rule going!

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Coffee, For Use With Sex

Time to spice up your relationship? You could go to a Passion Parties representative or swing by the Hustler store. Instead, save your gas and money with these sexsational tips from Plain Joe.

1. Plain Joe Coffee Bean.
Forget the altoids, grab a Plain Joe bean instead. Why sting your mouth with strong hint of peppermint, when a very textured coffee bean will do the trick. Place a single or double Plain Joe bean in your mouth, and go downtown for your partner’s ultimate oral expierance!

2. Coffee Condoms.
No trojans needed. DKT International launched coffee flavored condoms throughout Ethopia in 2007. Accoriding to press reports, the Plain Joe tasting condoms received rave reviews from the bedroom!

3. Out of Dental Dams?
Playing it safe with the girls, but have no dental dams left? Go grab a thin coffee filter instead. With strong tongue she’ll scream for more, and be proud you reused, recycled and reduced waste!

4. Coffee Ice.
Want to send shivers down the spine? Don’t use regular ice cubes, and forget about the sugar laden Kool-aid kind. Instead, prepare ahead by freezing freshly brewed coffee the morning of. Hmm, who could resist licking melted Plain Joe off one another!

5. Mocha Scrub Each Other.
Liven up a romantic bath or sexy shower by using a mocha coffee scrub on one another. Sensual and fully caffinated, this scrub will arouse all your partner’s senses and leave thier skin feeling coffee fresh!

These are just a few favorite tips used by the editors of Plain Joe Coffee. Share your coffee erotic tips and techniques!

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Having an Affair?

What are the tell-tale signs your significant other is having a coffee affair? Here are the following tip-offs from a coffee mistress experience.

1.  Running errands - alone. I have used this excuse over and over again. I would run to grab some milk from the store just as an excuse to get my cup of Joe.  I would park my car in a dark, deserted section of the parking lot and slowly sip my joe. Afterwards, I would use a breadth mint to cover my tracks.

2. Increased agitation at home - Coffee addicts need thier caffeine.  If your a partner is trying to “cut out” the caffeine at home to make a healthier lifetyle, STOP!  You will run your lover off and end up with one agitated partner at home.

3. Internet browser history deleted - A partner who cannot share his internet history is one who is not being honest. I know my deep affair with coffee would lead to late, late nights sharing my feelings on Plainjoe.com. The podcast addiction was the worst….

4. Laundry - Depending on who does the laundry in the home, the laundry load could deteriorate.  Trying to hide strange coffee stains and the smell from shirts may be a big indicator his Saturday night date is coffee.

5. Wallet treasures - Take a look inside your partner’s wallet. Here the evidance is bound to be sufficient. I always kept my various coffee house punch cards, coupons, and receipts in my wallet.  In the end, it was the final tip-off and end of my long love affair with coffee.

 

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Forget the candles, get a cup of Joe!

Yearning to create that special intimate moment with the one you love (or lust)?  Here’s a tip you won’t forget:  Drop the candles and wine, go grab a cup of Joe instead.

Hot, simmering, coffee not only warms your belly, but studies have found it will warm your sex drive too.  Medical study conducted by Nehlig, Deiokno, Brown, and Herzog from William Beaumont Hospital in Michigan revealed some great news for us coffee addicts.

Published in 1990, the report stated that, “The consumption of at least one cup of coffee per day was significantly associated with a higher prevalence of sexual activity in women and with a higher potency rate in men.” 

This does pose the question, does more cups of coffee equate to more sex?  Let’s look at the rate of college students and their sexual activity.  It’s well known that college kids are deeply addicted to their cup of Joe, and does it relate to the amount of sex they’re having?  Could the steaminess of our 20’s really be imbedded into the need for espresso?  If so, then it’s time for us older generations to get on top of things and instead of wooing our spouses with sweet wine and chocolate’s, make a pot of coffee instead.

 

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Coffee and Sex

Plain Joe Coffee is just your usual guy.  His cup isn’t covered in flowers or earthy tones, just simple black and white.  Plain Joe is for the average guy or gal.  It’s your cup of good old caffine brewed to your likings.

You won’t find Plain Joe in your fancy coffee shops, or on Starbucks shelves.  Plain Joe is at your local mom and pop shop.  The cafe where you stop to pick up your daily paper.  Plain Joe is for all of us who like things simple and true.

Caffiene in the purest form…just a cup of Plain Joe.

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