Moms Want Plain Joe!
May 5, 2008
Mother’s Day is HERE!! Did you get her Plain Joe? Moms are notorious for having more energy than a freight train. We know how much Plain Joe mom is downing when the kids aren’t looking!
To celebrate all our caffeinated moms out there, here are some great Plain Joe gifts that will surely be a hit!
1. Plain Joe T-Shirt. Comfy and stylish at the same time. Gives a woman the look of casual without wearing a halter top.
2. Plain Joe Mug. What woman wouldn’t want to put this great looking guy up her mouth? Ditch the flower power cups, and give the gal a man to hang onto!
3. Plain Joe Coffee. Let her grind them up just how she likes them. Add some cream, sugar, or Bailey’s when the day has been rough. Mom can use our tips to rub Joe’s grounds on her thighs for an added benefit!
4. Coffee Reads. Get her a great coffee book to thumb through while she has her thighs wrapped up in Joe. Barnes and Nobles has a great collection to choose from.
5. Chocolate covered coffee beans. Hmm, no mom would resist Joe covered in chocolate. Get a bag of Plain Joe whole beans and use these recipes to make delicious treats. Mom’s lips are sure to get wet over this one!
Lastly, on Mother’s Day, wake your wonderful mom up with a great cup of Joe. Nothing says “I love you” more than having the brew ready before she can ask for it.
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May 5, 2008
Hey moms, don’t throw out those used coffee bean yet! Here’s some alternative uses for after those beans have brewed your morning Joe.
Playsand for the kiddies. Let your used coffee grounds dry. Afterwards, put them in a bucket for the kids to play with. The grounds act as playsand, but a heck of alot easier to clean up!
Fight Cellulite. Say goodbye to those expensive cellulite creams, and hello to joe! Grind your coffee beans very fine and mix with body lotion or oil. Rub onto the cellulite areas and wrap in saran wrap for a few moments. Get some kicken thighs in a 3x a week plain joe treatment!
Now go make yourself a strong cup of Plain Joe, and this time, save those grounds!
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Coffee Catastrophe
May 3, 2008
I woke up this morning at 2am. Starting off my Saturday a bit earlier than planned, but nonetheless still needed my Joe.
Everything was normal as I half-blinded made my way to the coffee pot and felt my way to the “on” button. My morning came to a screaching halt when I returned from my potty time to check on the progress of my brew. The brew wasn’t happening.
Shit.
Now fully awake, I started to investigate the defective pot. Opening the lid to my Mr. Coffee and found my “Mr.” wasn’t performing. Figures. The water was just sitting in the filter. I giggled the pot.
“Come on!” I begged with my “Mr.” Please, please just one more time…
More giggling just resulted in a little dribble. Oooh, I felt hope that a steady flow would fill my pot. It stopped. Now, “Mr. Coffee” was just teasing me.
Fully frustrated and shaking with caffeine withdrawal, I giggled it more. Glancing at the clock, I realized it took 20 min. for a single cup to brew.
Grrr. “Just a little more time”, I convinced myself. Giggle, giggle. Pull out. Push in.
Hastily, I filled a single cup with coffee.
Then it happend. Mr. Coffee completely cut me off. Gurgling and hissing sounds from his worn parts with one final “pop”. He died.
Sighing, I look down at my one cup. At least I got a little.
Guess it’s time to replace my old “Mr.” Maybe this time I’ll go for a “Ms.”
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