Plain Joe Diet?

In the midst of America’s calorie conscious menus and lifestyles, our lattes have gone skinny.   Companies like Starbucks couldn’t keep it a secret long about the high calorie and fat content in their frou-frou drinks galore.  To combat the midst of health conscious Subway dieters, Starbucks and other major coffee chains introduced their “skinny” drinks.

Though Starbucks claims their new dieter’s delights are not targeted solely to woman, I am not sure how many men are ordering up a “Skinny Latte” on regular basis.  So what’s the damage then if a man orders up his grande latte from the coffee giant?  A whopping 272 calories and 14 grams of fat!

How about the popular Plain Joe Coffee brand?  A Plain Joe in the morning will only cost you 5 calories and zero grams of fat.  Now only wish we could see those types of savings at the gas pump!

Let’s take this Plain Joe coffee diet a little further.  One should replace their morning $3.00 latte with a $1.00 Plain Joe, and add in some recreational activity to achieve satisfactory weight loss. Just a little nibbling during sex would shave off five cups of Plain Joe.

What’s America waiting for?  Save your pocket book and your waist line by making every morning a Plain Joe morning!

 

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Forget the candles, get a cup of Joe!

Yearning to create that special intimate moment with the one you love (or lust)?  Here’s a tip you won’t forget:  Drop the candles and wine, go grab a cup of Joe instead.

Hot, simmering, coffee not only warms your belly, but studies have found it will warm your sex drive too.  Medical study conducted by Nehlig, Deiokno, Brown, and Herzog from William Beaumont Hospital in Michigan revealed some great news for us coffee addicts.

Published in 1990, the report stated that, “The consumption of at least one cup of coffee per day was significantly associated with a higher prevalence of sexual activity in women and with a higher potency rate in men.” 

This does pose the question, does more cups of coffee equate to more sex?  Let’s look at the rate of college students and their sexual activity.  It’s well known that college kids are deeply addicted to their cup of Joe, and does it relate to the amount of sex they’re having?  Could the steaminess of our 20’s really be imbedded into the need for espresso?  If so, then it’s time for us older generations to get on top of things and instead of wooing our spouses with sweet wine and chocolate’s, make a pot of coffee instead.

 

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Meow Coffee

In today’s coffee world, there are many fine roasters’ to deliver gourmet coffee of choice. At $450 a pound, Indonesian Kopi Luwak is the most gourmet roast one will find in the South Pacific.  To top it off, you won’t find these beans on a farm, but straight from the cats’ rear end.  These beans are excreted from native civet cats, as reported by Reuters in 2007.

What makes these beans so hot?  Maybe it’s the delicate art of extracting each bean by hand from the cat’s poo in the forest.  Somehow I doubt the revenue from an each $50 cup of kitty coffee is passed onto the extractor’s hands for their hard work.

Either way, in order to you to taste the delectable and sweet roasted kitty coffee, you’ll need to hit up the down under of Australia.  Though the wild cats are considered a special snack treat for the Chinese, this gourmet roast hasn’t quite hit the shelves of your local Kroger’s yet.

For those jumping at the chance to get their taste buds a dribble of Kopi Luwak, keep your eyes out because the consumption of the coffee has grown considerable.  For Australian’s, the coffee has been the center of the expanding gourmet coffee scene which has steadily grown over the years. In 2007, it was reported that Kopi Luwak had reached $2.5 billion dollars in sales in Australia alone.

Now that’s the cat’s meow!

 

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Coffee and Sex

Plain Joe Coffee is just your usual guy.  His cup isn’t covered in flowers or earthy tones, just simple black and white.  Plain Joe is for the average guy or gal.  It’s your cup of good old caffine brewed to your likings.

You won’t find Plain Joe in your fancy coffee shops, or on Starbucks shelves.  Plain Joe is at your local mom and pop shop.  The cafe where you stop to pick up your daily paper.  Plain Joe is for all of us who like things simple and true.

Caffiene in the purest form…just a cup of Plain Joe.

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Good morning, Joe!

Wake up and smell the coffee, Joe.. this podcast will get you revved up for the commute to work. Sit back and listen….

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